My mind every minute. I constantly think of the penis of every handsome man I meet. What’s it like? Is it small? Is it all balls? Is he hung? LOL.
Month: September 2011
10.
I’m insecure about my ass. Just some weeks ago I got like my first ever comment on it, a dude said I had a nice ass. I was so amazed all I could say was “most dudes don’t even notice I have an ass”, and he said “well, the front is a bit of an eye-catcher, but I’m an ass-man”.
Ass yes, but is it art? Of course it is! I’m an ass-man too you know.
9.
I’m known to take my cock out when I’m bored. All my friends have seen it. It’s like a party trick. Bored: flops it out: people go “Goddamn you are huge” and I feel not so bored any more. Actually, to tell you the truth, I’ve done it at work too, so a few of my colleagues have seen it as well.
It’s a combination of being bored and proud I guess.
Queer religion
Religion sure can be queer.
cum
Cum. A reply to a letter sent to Buttmagazine.